

Leo Davis (Frank Albertson): I can make up my mind alright, I just can’t do anything about my stomach. Gordon Miller (Groucho Marx): It’s all a matter of willpower. I’ve never gone without food for 18 hours before. Leo Davis (Frank Albertson): Yeah, but you fellows are used to it. Harry Binelli (Chico Marx): Hey, we’re just as hungry as you are. Leo Davis (Frank Albertson): I’m weak! If I don’t get something to eat pretty soon, I’m gonna collapse! Harry Binelli (Chico Marx): Those were the happy days. Gordon Miller (Groucho Marx): Remember I had kidney trouble at the Astor and gall stones at the Plaza! Harry Binelli (Chico Marx): That’s the idea! They can’t put a sick man out, it’s against the law! Gordon Miller (Groucho Marx): Wait a minute. Gordon Miller (Groucho Marx): You take the night shift, and I’ll take the day shift, and I’ll be in Scotland before ya! Gordon Miller (Groucho Marx): Do me a favor, Davis, and keep sex out of this conversation! I’ve never produced anything but clean plays. Leo Davis (Frank Albertson): But the minors are all men! Gordon Miller (Groucho Marx): The young lady can play one of the minors. Harry Binelli (Chico Marx): Sure, it’s ‘a not so bad. Leo Davis (Frank Albertson): You’ve been in jail?

Gordon Miller (Groucho Marx): And if you do come back bring four bottles of poison. Hilda Manny (Ann Miller): If I don’t come back you’ll know it’s good news. Groucho: I like it too but, there’s a time and place for everything. Groucho: Love! He talks just like one of the characters in his play.

Harry Binelli (Chico Marx): I still think it’s a terrible play, but it makes a wonderful rehearsal. No, that’s too good for him … I’ll make him a guest! Gordon Miller (Groucho Marx): You go down and tell Waggner that if he doesn’t behave himself, I’ll buy this hotel and make him a bellhop. Harry Binelli ( Chico Marx): Now I know how Gypsy Rose Lee feels. Groucho: You have no fireside? How do you listen to the President’s speeches? At this moment, she may be sitting at the fireside, wringing her hands.įrank Albertson: Oh, we have no fireside. But you could go back if you wanted to.įrank Albertson: My mother seemed very happy when I left. Frank Albertson: Oh, but you see, I’ve left home for good.
